I'll cum in her before I go to bed - I hope she doesn't hit on it, we're friends 🥵

She fucked a friend. He was there for me when I had a fight with a boyfriend

She doesn't care if I didn't get it in time 😳 It's all about not being a father

Get your dick out and fuck it or you'll be a virgin in the Friendzone

He's watching porn and jerking off with me sitting next to him! What happened to helping each other?

Agreed to suck in locker room in public, it's so unseemly 😏

Why are you jerking off over there, neighbor? I want to fuck, I can't stand it

We can't fuck, we're friends, we'll jerk each other off and that's it

"Well, since she lost," I didn't even have to talk her into a blowjob

Are you jerking off to me? It's okay. 👌🏻 But we'll have sex together

Choose: sex or money for the house? I choose: get up doggystyle 😎

I was just trying to make a joke! I had to jerk his real dick off

Friend girl is trying to stand me up again — at least jerk me off, bitch