She had her tits out and I didn't have the stamina to fuck her 😌

I'll cum in her before I go to bed - I hope she doesn't hit on it, we're friends 🥵

My boyfriend's late. I've already been fucked to a pulp by his friend

Agreed to suck in locker room in public, it's so unseemly 😏

Get your dick out and fuck it or you'll be a virgin in the Friendzone

Choose: sex or money for the house? I choose: get up doggystyle 😎

Why are you jerking off over there, neighbor? I want to fuck, I can't stand it

She fucked a friend. He was there for me when I had a fight with a boyfriend

Are you jerking off to me? It's okay. 👌🏻 But we'll have sex together

He's watching porn and jerking off with me sitting next to him! What happened to helping each other?

She doesn't care if I didn't get it in time 😳 It's all about not being a father

I was just trying to make a joke! I had to jerk his real dick off

Friend girl is trying to stand me up again — at least jerk me off, bitch

We can't fuck, we're friends, we'll jerk each other off and that's it

"Well, since she lost," I didn't even have to talk her into a blowjob